Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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