the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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