you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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