she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
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Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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