..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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