She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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