it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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