So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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