Hey man sorry I got all grabby
She announced her abortion via fbk
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
