I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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