We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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