4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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