is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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