dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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