I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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