How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon