just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.