This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Dear god my vagina.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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