We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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