So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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