I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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