I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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