It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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