Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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