this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
