garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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