I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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