we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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