you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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