i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
try to milk me bitch
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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