he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
In America we eat man semen.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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