He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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