why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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