is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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