I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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