people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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