What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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