it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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