real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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