Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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