why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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