at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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