i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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