Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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