Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
3 2 1 whiskey
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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