Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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