I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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