Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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