I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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