it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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