He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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