I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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