y did u give ur computer a hand job?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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