I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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